Ever notice that Western foreign interference hysteria inherently presumes that everyone in the general population is just a giant baby?

The observation really leaped out during a court case last week in Paris. Russia was tried in absentia, by headline and soundbite, in what’s being called a “Russian interference case.” The problem? The three Bulgarians actually present in the Paris courtroom weren’t charged with Russian interference.

 

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The so-called ringleader, a fourth man named Mircho, who investigators said has ties to Russia, just happens to be hiding out somewhere in Serbia, where no one can seem to find him to ask him about any alleged Russian links. How convenient. So instead of evidence, we were left with a steady drip of anti-Russian insinuation from the press and French intelligence.

The four Bulgarians – including the one they can’t locate – were ultimately convicted and sentenced to prison stints ranging from two to four years for painting around 500 red handprints across the city last May – 35 of which ended up on a Holocaust memorial.

They had been facing charges of aggravated damage and criminal conspiracy, with a potential seven-year sentence, plus an added hate-crime aggravation, since prosecutors claimed that the red hands could reference that infamous lynching 25 years ago in Palestine where a man showed off his blood-covered hands after killing two Israeli reservists. Remember that? Neither do these guys, apparently.

One of the accused, 36-year-old Georgi, said of the orders that he received from his missing pal: “Mircho said it was a project to end the war, and that he needed a photographer… I thought it wasn’t a big deal, that no one would die. I accepted the money, and here I am.”

Ah yes, a noble mission to end the war between Israel and Palestine. And who better to represent peace than Georgi, covered in Nazi tattoos, including a swastika and an imperial eagle? Georgi admits that, “in the past, I made some bad choices,” France Info reported. Clearly, “the past” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

He told the court that he did the paint job just for the cash, had no idea what the red hands meant, and didn’t know that a Holocaust memorial was involved because – wait for it – he was also drunk.

His lawyer’s explanation? Russia made him do it: “We suspect that Russia is behind this ‘red hands’ operation… But in this case, there is no material link between my client and Russia.”

So basically, Russia caused this guy to go on a finger panting spree around town, victimizing him in the process. But no direct link, the attorney says. Which can really only mean one thing: Putin must have somehow managed to get a remote-control chip inside Georgi’s brain.

How else could a fully grown man with a swastika tattoo be fully incapable of saying to his pal, “Nah, how about effing off, bro?”

Next up: fellow accused, Kirill, who sounds like he mistook himself for Federico Fellini in what can only be described as a moment of tremendous self-awareness. “Mircho told me to film what they were going to draw. At the time, I didn’t know what they were going to draw. Mircho later told me, on the bus, that it was for peace,” Kirill told the court.

The 28-year-old Bulgarian said that he had just gone through a breakup, and his buddy Mircho told him to come hang out, bring some cigarettes, and forget about his ex. And also, hey, how about you film our night of debauchery! Then Mircho paid him €500 for hanging out. Because that’s a completely normal friendship dynamic: cry over your breakup, then have your buddy ask you to do some emotional labor for HIM. And then get paid for your, uh, “work”. Let he who hasn’t accepted a few hundred euros for watching the game with a buddy at the local pub cast the first stone.

Sound weird? Only because Putin hasn’t hacked your brain yet! Without the latest firmware update, you can’t possibly grasp how these grown men lost all sense of personal agency – because, Russia.

Finally, there’s 42-year-old Nicolai, a former Bulgarian military man now convicted of helping to organize their little “street art night” by serving as their travel agent for the trip from Bulgaria to France.

Investigators said that he had ties to Russian activists and intelligence, but he insisted that he’s actually anti-Russian and used to be on the Bulgarian left’s national council. His lawyer said, hey look, maybe there was interference, maybe not – but it’s hard to tell who or what is really behind anything since the one guy who might actually know something is still AWOL somewhere in Serbia. Allegedly, the same guy also arranged to have pig heads dropped at mosques last year.

Sounds like they all missed the opportunity to evoke a religiously-inspired performance art defense. But then again, the verdict was so swift that the three-day trial had barely even ended when it dropped. As if these guys had any hope of wriggling out of this, having touched both the Russian and Jewish red-hot third rails.

Lost in the circus is the fact that there wasn’t even a foreign interference law on the books in France until after the facts of this case took place. So it’s not like they could even be charged with it. But that didn’t stop everyone – from the judges in their verdict, to the prosecutors and press – from making it largely about foreign meddling.

Foreign influence isn’t a new concept. So why all the pearl clutching over the need for a law only recently? French parliamentarians of every party, except for the anti-establishment left that opposed the law on freedom-of-speech grounds, argued that the internet requires new measures due to the sheer speed and distance at which nonsense can travel. Know where else that sort of thing used to happen back in the good old days? The hair salon. If the jokers in charge nowadays had been running things back then, they would have been hauling gossipy grannies – and particularly babushkas with obvious foreign accents – out from under hairdryers.

Know what is new, though? The “new Cold War” – in the words of a 2023 French senate report – derangement. Which apparently completely obscures the longstanding practice of French politicians, and even ministers, of having close ties to American think tanks and interests. Which we’re supposed to believe has no bearing on the decisions they make that far too often impact negatively on their own countries to the glaring benefit of what could only be considered a US-led group project.

In the end, this whole trial feels like a masterclass in Western toddlerification – a world where adults apparently have limited free will, and the Kremlin is seen as capable of hypnotizing anyone with a bad tattoo and a hangover, while also brainwashing an entire Western society seen by its leaders as so devoid of critical thinking that it can only know one possible reaction mode to strange events: hysteria.

It emerged in court that the French government’s online surveillance outfit, Viginum, noticed that some “Russia-linked” accounts had shared images of the finger painting. Apparently that’s a huge deal, because everyone knows that if it’s on the internet, then it must be true and taken at face value. People are clearly incapable of going, “Hmm, it seems like some idiots are trying to start something here.” Only domestic politicians are allowed to rile up the locals with provocative nonsense. That’s their department. Like warning that Putin’s definitely coming by 2030.

But sure, blame Russia. Because nothing says “personal responsibility” and “functional society” like outsourcing blame and responsibility for every stupid, drunken, half-baked act to the latest geopolitical bogeyman.

https://www.rt.com/news/627422-kremlin-hacking-brains-paris-crooks/

 

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