Point to this is that the 50 Shades thing was pretty much the only cinema choice for Valentine's Day.. who knows the repercussions?  (Sung to the tune of The Banks Of The Ohio)

I asked my love to take a walk, a little walk to where the movies play. 
so we could celebrate Valentines Day by watching Fifty Shades of Grey 
(Chorus) And only say that you'll be mine, and your arms I will entwine
I won't forget that Valentines Day when we watched Fifty Shades of Grey

We saw the ropes, we saw the hooks, and other things from in the books.
She cried "My God, are you kidding me? I'm not prepared for B and D"

I limped back home between twelve and one, my trousers fly still not undone
turned on my laptop, wished I'd never been born,
for I'd run out of broadband, and couldn't get porn

And only say that you'll be mine, and your arms I will entwine
I won'tt forget that Valentines Day when we watched Fifty Shades Of Grey