Scottish Independence

If Scotland gains its independence in the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as
the “Former United Kingdom” …….or FUK.

In a bid to discourage the Scots from voting ‘yes’ in the Referendum, the Government has now begun to campaign 
with the slogan “Vote NO, for FUK’s sake”

They feel the Scottish voters will be able to relate to this.

British prime minister David Cameron will apologise in person to Queen Elizabeth II after he was overheard saying she "purred" with happiness on hearing that Scots had voted to reject independence.

Mr Cameron's comments, made to former New York mayor Michael Bloomberg, were picked up by a TV crew on Tuesday during his visit to the city to attend the United Nations General Assembly.

"She purred down the line. I've never heard someone so happy," Mr Cameron, whose Conservative Party campaigned for Scotland to stay in the United Kingdom, said of the Queen.

The Queen herself, who never makes her own political views public, had stayed out of expressing an opinion on the independence debate and merely said she hoped the country could come together after last week's vote.

Media reported that Mr Cameron would apologise to the Queen in person when he sees the monarch at their next regular meeting.

read more: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-25/david-cameron-to-apologise-to-queen-over-purred-remark/5769876