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Omicronic butthead Smoko — Scomo for short — is taking us on a ride of a lifetime...

Some people feel sorry for Scotty of Marketing... He has been trying to relaunch the Aussie economy while the seams of our pants is falling apart. I do this everyday. I should wear braces, but I push on with untightened belts because tightening would hurt my hernia... This means I have to pull my pants up every 27.9 seconds on average. Not very efficient and highly disruptive to production.

So, while before we had to avoid the virus at all costs, we now have to ride the wave with less testing because WE'VE RUN OUT OF TESTING BIZOS. Or they are too expensive for the Scumdog government to afford as your hospital is saturated to the rafters with sickos...

ScoMo is a clown who wears a suit on some days to appear serious. On other days, he will blend in the crowd of yobos by wearing backwards baseball caps, bolo hats, and mining hard helmets to look as if he understood your delicate yoboism, the age of your knee caps at the bowling club and the need for protection from low flying angry magpies at the newly announced airport. All these accoutrements are accompanied by the same ugly clowning script: "me best clown".

This clown and his little pedal car go round the circus ring in circles as if it was in a straight line. It can't even do figures of eight...

"look, trust me! I have now an electric car! I'm greener that the greenies! I recycle rubbish, including myself!"

Piss off, ScoMo...