This was the way this article first appeared in the News Limited stable... Good on the merde-och outfit to resuscitate this story though, only because a new witness has come forward, so the paper is on top of it. But some sod got the picture of Tony looking like a little devil about to do a nasty little deed with a pitchfork...:

please don't pay attention to the other news items on this page....

About 30 minutes later, the picture of Abbott at the front was changed to a more serious looking Abbott:

Hum... Tony appears far more serious and convincingly thoughtful... though to me he appears seriously constipated... The previous picture was clearly that a brat about to commit a prank, thus the replacement pic must be an improvement in the eyes of the editors at News...

Meanwhile still don't pay any attention to leadership "pressures"... Whether there is or not, is irrelevant to the fact that Australia is doing reasonably well on the economic front which has pushed Abbott, a brat, with no idea about economic realities and two left arms, to say he will place the economy on adrenaline to make it go faster still... Which is silly... If one removes the regulator of an engine, the engine soon blows up... Tony is an iddiott...

And do take the "secret poll story" with a huge grain of salt... True or not it's irrelevant, too... Only the merde-och press stirring shit.

Tony's picture has been changed again at News.com.au... Once again it is the one where he is the brat with the pitchfork... On the other front, I am getting dizzy, especially that NO-ONE apart from Mr Silly Rumours is planning to throw Julia out... unless Kev is hiding in the bushes... but he would be mad to jump out, would he not?...

Yes it is a "rolling coverage"... where rumours, innuendoes and porkies hug the front page like dingalings... BECAUSE SO FAR THERE IS NO STALEMATE... Just News Limited stirring shit... Mind you the ABC and Fairfax are also on the bandwagon... As Crean said: If Kev had the numbers, he would have challenged... Kev does not have the number and as Gus said: should he had the numbers which is unlikely in a million years, he would be mad to challenge and sink the ship... All we need is that the Labor whingers stop whinging and things would cool off... But the media is stirring shit all the time using one or two Labor idiots with verbal diarrhoea... and sieve for traps.

News acts like a drug, inhibits thinking, is irrelevant, toxic and misleading, according to Swiss writer Rolf Dobelli. He joins us this week to explain why we should switch off while still staying engaged with the world...

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/mediareport/say-no-to-news/4636610

See toon and story above...

Tony Abbott: "I don't think we should be having ideas that are above our station." - '7:30 Report' 2 September 2013....

Yes, I know... it has always been a bugbear of mine... People like Tony farting above their arse...

Presently, the day after a momentous election of the unelectable monk at the levers of Priminister's office, the mass media is in raptures... The mass media want to show us the many details of Tony being the Superguy doing super thingies, only a few hours after his gong... Thus we are bombarded with the idea that Tony is already fast at work in the new job, even if Rudd is still the Prime Minister until the anointment of the new government by the GG... So the mass media publishes numerous pictures of Superguy doing stuff here and there... In fact we have numerous pictures of Superguy Tony doing stuff-all, except posing for photo-shoots like the one below... We know of course that Superguy can change in a blink of an eye, in a toilet cubicle, or while descending a staircase from hell:

Photoshoot of superguy:

in a blink of an eye, Superguy changes costumes from bicycle lycra budgie squeezers into a bag of fruit with tie.

In the first picture Superguy looks supremely idiotic with a pained smile, while in the second, he is looking in far more serious pain as if the lycra was really too tight for too long...