Tuesday 30th of April 2024

the shootout....

shootout...

legends in their own minds...

Billy the kid was just a little shit who shot his first victim when aged 18... He was not at university, but fist fights were his trademark... One of his so call friend, a sheriff named Garrett (or was it Turnbull?) eventually shot him dead, after Billy the kid — the left-handed gunslinger — did one too many bad things, including shooting himself in the foot...

 

By contrast, Calamity Jane was a hero who, despite her propensity to embellish her exploits beyond reality, was generous to a fault... The name "Calamity" came from the fate suffered by people crossing her path...

the light on the hill for the true believers...

BILL SHORTEN will assure Labor's true believers that the embattled Gillard Government is in with a fighting chance at the next election, when he delivers the annual "light on the hill" speech in Bathurst tonight.
"We're competitive, and we can win," Mr Shorten will say when he pays tribute to Labor statesman and former Prime Minister Ben Chifley. Buoyed by a surge in approval for Prime Minister Gillard in a Fairfax/Nielsen poll this week, the Minister for Workplace Relations will urge voters to maintain faith in Labor's reform agenda.
"Have the courage of your convictions and let the political cards fall as they may."

In a rousing speech laden with historical references to Chifley's famous "light on the hill" oration from 1949, Mr Shorten will insist the party's future will be decided "entirely, as it always has done, on the people who work".

"Australia needs a healthy, highly educated, creative workforce. If Australia can create that kind of workforce, we shall prevail beyond the commodities boom.
"All the challenges Australia faces - whether its globalisation, the skills race, empowerment of people - all of them come back to the brains and ability of our people," Mr Shorten will say tonight.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/political-news/we-can-win-shorten-eyes-election-resurrection-20120922-26d6u.html#ixzz27ALnHrJU

cold sausage and flat beer...

FOR ABOUT eight days now, Tony Abbott has been in worsening trouble, and he has no hope any more of being Prime Minister.

Not all of it is his fault, some of it was coincidence, but the overall effect has been a perfect storm whose hail and lightning is beating him senseless and consuming him.

Some of it, unexpectedly, is the issue of gay marriage and the momentum it has gained across the world. Some of it is things happening in America.

A week ago, it was revealed Mitt Romney said he disdained that 47 percent of Americans who did not pay income tax. These, apparently, included war veterans, the old, the disabled and single supporting mothers. Most may not have paid income tax, but paid, each week, various forms of salary tax, and, in some states, taxes like the GST. The secret video of this utterance not only ended Romney for good, it smashed the Tea Party, who will not now retain enough seats to hold up financial reforms, including more taxes on the rich.

When Wayne Swan attacked the Tea Party as economic vandals, it would have been wise for Abbott’s Liberals to stay silent. But they did not, execrating Swanny for commenting on a foreign election and not concentrating on his own patch, and on the economy here.

This aligned them with the Tea Party Republicans, an already discredited bunch of loons, and with Romney, a loser, and, by any measure, a stupid man. Abbott should have repudiated his ’47 percent’ nonsense, but he did not.

Read more: http://www.independentaustralia.net/2012/politics/bob-ellis-tony-abbott-is-finished/

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Tony Abbott wants to reheat his cold sausages and froth up his flat beer with "Sinodinos' and Jamie Briggs' expertise"... Tony wants to restart his barbie with petrol, alla Homer Simpson, who blows up half of Springfield while doing so...

to be alive...

Let's just let sleeping lurks lie

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Tony Abbott roamed the landscape seeking to get elected to the student representative body so he could dismantle it, rescuing the students from Trots, Maoists and lesbians. Peter Costello got thumped by anarchists. Joe Hockey got thumped by Abbott. Anthony Albanese got thumped by Belinda Neal. The Victorian left wing fought incessantly among themselves. Julia Gillard and Lindsay Tanner commenced their inexplicable lifelong exercise in mutual loathing. On the right, Nicola Roxon and Bill Shorten formed a romantic power couple. In South Australia, Penny Wong ruled the Labor Club with her boyfriend Jay Weatherill (now South Australia's Premier). In Tasmania, Eric Abetz argued with Nick Sherry about compulsory unionism. In Sydney, by day, Malcolm Turnbull developed a precocious writing style. By night, he went carousing with Bob Ellis.

Oh, to be young, to be federally funded, to be ALIVE!

No wonder so many politicians and commentators of a certain age can't let go of this period. For them, the prospect of a good old wing-ding about the extent of B.A. Santamaria's influence really sets the blood coursing.



Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/politics/lets-just-let-sleeping-lurks-lie-20120922-26dja.html#ixzz27Mv7gjp1

 

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Yes Annabel... But not quite... I was too old to go to Sydney Uni and you're too young to understand the feelings of the place then (I had some younger friends there in the mist of the fracas... I wonder if Bob Ellis was a tutor there?)... But the whole shebang came from the Whitlam concept of free education that created a lot of brilliant minds and a few doozies... I place Abbott amongst the doozies.

 

Apart from creating a new wave of politicians this free education created engineers, doctors, mathematicians — all of world class.  Of course, this brilliant system that opened education to all, had been resisted by Menzies and his ilk, for many years, to favour the rich kids and the conservative side of politics... Following this education that we took for granted, John Howard and his crappy monk team worked hard to make sure the plebs could not afford university education anymore... So whatever you say, what happened then is VERY important now...

 

The future is bobbing along reasonably for Australia now... Let Tony place his Santamaria mitts on the levers and the whole thing will crash to become an exclusive club for the rich... and a hub for slavery...

 

 

of dodgy slush funds...

There have been allegations, with no evidence, that she benefited financially from the operation. But one of the more intriguing aspects is that Gillard has recently appointed her mentor at the time, Bernard Murphy, to be a High Court judge. Go to a website that specializes in old mates appointments by all political parties and seach Bernard Murphy. kangaroocourtofaustralia.com 


Gillard has been praised in some of the media for a spirited defence at a press conference called on the back of a announcement on refugee intake. It so happens that Hedley Thomas, the journalist who blew the affair open, and the one on top of the facts, was not present. (Thomas received praise from ABC Media Watch [Gus note: Media Watch is part of the gutter press...] for his treatment of the affair). Only a conspiracy theorist would suspect that Gillard knew about that in advance.



There have completely over-the-top misogamist attacks on Gillard. But it does stick in the craw when she comes the innocent maiden. I was young (only 34!) naive (a lawyer with a decade of experience!) and, of course, misled by her boyfriend.


There have been comments that Abbott has been very quiet over the slush fund affair. Well, Abbott has a similar fund in his past.


In 1988 he was a trustee, together with  Peter Coleman, a Liberal Party elder and Peter Costello's father-in-law, of a trust fund called Australians for Honest Politics (AHP), a title as misleading as Australian Workers Union Workplace Reform Association, and almost leads one to believe that Abbott has a sense of irony. The names of other members and who donated $100,000 have never been revealed.


The only actions of AHP were to support Barbara Hazelton in her action against Pauline Hanson with legal costs and promise to pay Mr Sharples' legal costs against One Nation. The AHP didn’t feel obliged to pay anything after a falling out with Sharples, despite his requests.


http://www.theindependentaustralian.com.au/node/174

he punched himself in the budgies...

TONY Abbott has swung one political punch too many, and yesterday floored himself.
As Julia Gillard arrived in the United States for a last-ditch effort to garner support for Australia's Security Council bid, Mr Abbott insisted she should be elsewhere.
With boat arrivals continuing apace, he said rather than ''swanning around in New York talking to Africans,'' spruiking for votes, she should be in Indonesia ''because that is where Australia's national interest is most at stake right now.''
Unfortunately for Abbott, President Yudhoyono wasn't in Jakarta but just where Gillard was - in New York.
Acting Prime Minister Wayne Swan quickly jumped on the gaffe, attacking the opposition leader for not knowing what was ''a clear matter of public record''. ''Mr Abbott ought to retract his statements immediately - he ought to apologise for them. He ought to give an undertaking that he's going to give up this reckless negativity which is always in complete defiance of the facts.'' He also pointed out that when Abbott had met Yudhoyono in Australia he ''did not have the courage'' to raise his tow-back policy.
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/political-news/tonys-latest-knockout-punch-20120924-26hbk.html#ixzz27RnwEXcN

less popular than a tax...

 

Is Abbott's image still malleable? He has to hope so. Labor's Craig Emerson said last week in Parliament that the "carbon price is much more popular than the Leader of the Opposition". He based his assertion on a poll by Essential Media which didn't quite support it. The poll didn't actually test Abbott's popularity.
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The dollar normally rises and falls with commodity prices. This certainly worked on the way up. The strengthening dollar didn't slow the mining sector, but it did punish the rest of the economy. Manufacturing, tourism, university education exports all became less competitive as the Australian currency became more expensive.
But that pain was supposed to ease as the mining boom eased and the dollar fell. But the dollar is refusing to behave itself. It's stuck stubbornly around $US1.04. Why?
It's partly a perverse price Australia is paying for being so successful during the global crisis of the last four years. Australia is one of the few AAA credit-rated countries left, and the International Monetary Fund has designated the Australian dollar, together with the Canadian Loonie, a global reserve currency. Other countries' central banks have been stocking their reserves with Australian dollar assets. Their buying held the dollar up for months.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/politics/abbotts-whiteline-fever-20121207-2b11i.html#ixzz2EPD4YSe3


Meanwhile see also toon at top and the legend below it...