Tired of woke luxuries like port calls, hot water, clean laundry, deodorant and knowing when you're coming home?

Then have we got the vacation for you!

Inspired by reports from families of sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies proudly presents the cruise where 260+ days at sea isn't a problem—it's a feature.

Endless days at sea!
The exclusive Hegseth Meal Plan!
Invigorating cold showers!
Yesterday’s uniform—today!
Freedom from distracting care packages!
And absolutely no pesky shore leave getting in the way of your vacation!

Plus, the whole experience comes with the enthusiastic support of your Commander in Chief.

No return date. No accountability. No hot water. You know—the woke stuff.

Welcome aboard the PETE HEGSETH GETAWAY CRUISE.
(WARNING: THIS IS SATIRE BASED ON REPORTED NEWS)

Welcome aboard the PETE HEGSETH GETAWAY CRUISE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcq4y565mtc

 

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Going on a british seaside holiday back in the seventies was a mission before you even left the drive. Your dad was always outside strapping suitcases to the roof rack, while you and your family crammed across the vinyl back seat with no seatbelts.

It didn't really matter if you stayed in a caravan, a boarding house, or a chalet at Butlins. Remembering 1970s britain, and especially 1975, like this brings back proper childhood memories of simple summer holidays that felt huge at the time.

British Seaside Holidays Were Perfect... Until One Decision Ruined Them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W9LqrnQe6k

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro1OBd_WruA

Monsieur Hulot's Holiday

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGYGkDP2pWg

Classic British comedy. Big Ronnie as the crusty old general and little Ronnie as his doltish son lead a family of of English eccentrics including the general's dotty sister , her easily shocked companion and a fiendish small boy with a passion for practical jokes . Add a leggy blonde or two and you have a recipe for some of the sauciest humour this side of Tiddley Cove.

The two Ronnies - By the Sea & The Picnic (1982)

 

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