Cute bum, nice tits, gleaming teeth, lipstick at best

Dandies and dames walk on Newtown King street 

Beautiful dog… the sun polishes this lazy day of rest

All is normal in the world where we live, pay to play

Catastrophes and amusement are going all the way

Though aliens could discover Carrefour banned Pepsi

Russians are wiping the silly brainfarts of Zelensky

Germany floods — Farmers fight to save a harvest

Britain's NHS strike — doctors want more money

Nearly two years after Russia protected the Donbass 

The war is stale — believes DW made for badass 

Russia controls nearly all former Russian territories 

Ukrainian counteroffensive fizzled with no hope

Not moving the frontline for you, western dope 

Contrarily to DeeDoubleyoo falsch und getäuscht stories

Russia is strong, the Kiev nazi regime is on the rope

Russia not interested in absorbing Nazi Galicia

Nor conquer Poland, America, Lithuania and/or pissy Europe 

Yet Russia could take Kharkiv and beautiful Odessa

Kherson and a bit more to the West, while destroying

German Panzers like one crunches black forest Kuchen

A US Bradley runs like a dumb headless chicken

Iowa school shooting leaves one dead, several dying

Teacher fined for comparing COVID pricks to Holocaust

News is propaganda war of words from the East to the West Coast

The White House complains North Korea provides Russia 

With ballistic missiles and launchers for the invasion of Tartania

(Unusable weapons in this operation to eliminate Nazitania)

Is a concerted escalation — as if giving US tanks, rockets, 

Artillery tubes, guns, drones, Humvees and bullets — in buckets

Was not a conceited aggrandisement against a natural operation

Fighting nazis to protect Donetsk Russians that demand attention 

On Putin’s terms that are perfectly acceptable

Clearly spelled out and spread on the negotiating table

Considering Merkel's and Hollande's deceit in Minsk

And the American wish to steal the heart of Novosibirsk

Pentagon is out of money for petulant dick-piano playing Zelensky

Venomous snake found under a toilet seat in Goondiwindi

A restless GenZee is reshaping the Chinese Dream

Australia celebrates an unexpected Danish queen

Wallet lost in 1950s reunited with owner's family

Epstein, arrested on sex trafficking charges, in twenty-nineteen

Was found dead before he could face trial — or commit suicide

Has exposed crooked politicians and rotten princes on the side

Victoria Azarenka defeat Jelena Ostapenko 6-3, 3-6, 7-five

Scam of the week and scam of the year are small beer

As Australia funds US nuclear weapon black-marketeer 

Has Ukraine got any chance of winning a war of attrition?

Has Australia forgiven David Warner for what condition?

Floods in England! Sandpapering the ball!

Following a powerful storm and a week of heavy rainfall

Corporate Media Eulogise Kissinger as a Statesman 

A war criminal who killed millions as a mad policy man

The White House backs Israel as the war on Hamas must

Be a genocide to devolve into broader chaotic dust

Not a good idea to invade Russia says Elon Musk

All CNN Gaza news supervised by IDF before publication

Illinois and Massachusetts to boot Trump off presidential election

Billionaires of all sides support mad warmongering Nikki 

To dismiss Donald Trump as the inevitable GOP nominee

Owners of troubled Mascot Towers apartments thrown a lifeline

Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted says Gervais

But a detestable combination of smug and obtuse design

Not a ‘nuance bro’, Tim Minchin has empathy for Trump-voting

Gun-toting homophobic Americans planning for the doomsdays

Forget the haters, Cricket Australia owes Warner an apology

Houthis defy international warnings, use drone boat attacking

Israeli ministers propose Palestinians leave Gaza at war’s apogee

Epstein files came at a worse time for little Prince Andrew 

Zelensky is angry and he wants you to know you’re a shrew

Cancers go unseen as costs soar at the melanoma unit

Trump’s return could show AUKUS plans to be unfit

Biden incapable of explaining endgame for Ukraine

Except through Russophrenia — painting the country as evil game

but can’t decide whether Russia is weak or dangerous

US supersonic bomber crashes in a South Dakota field

Not far from Ellsworth Air Force Base militarily rambling

China launches probe into EU brandy imports dumping

US senator vows to make Iran’s ‘worst nightmare’ come true

Finland to ban imports of Russian LNG in 2025 for you

One in three UN countries are opting for De-Dollarization

The American woke mob of hairdressers against mobilisation

UK Navy Decommission Two Frigates over sailor shortage

US Navy pays Lockheed $1.15Bln more for F-35 storage

Lebanon filed a complaint to the UN Security Council 

Over the killing of Hamas deputy chief Saleh al-Arouri 

The most dangerous phase of Israeli Beirut incursion

Israel's usual obstructive disinformation blames Lebanon

Neither confirmed nor denied that it was responsible

US Secretary of State Antony Blinken of mission impossible

Goes to Israel for the fourth time to shake hand 

With Netanyahu — the modern warring Genghis Khan

Amid mounting fears the Gaza conflict will become 

A regional war crumb

Or World War Three… 

Cute bum, nice tits, gleaming teeth, lipstick at best

Dandies and dames walk on Newtown King street 

Beautiful dog… the sun polishes this lazy day of rest

All is normal in the world where we live, pay to play

Catastrophes and amusement are going all the way

Though aliens could discover Carrefour has banned Pepsi

And the aliens might turn away….

                  Robert Urbanoski — 5 January 2024

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