Friday 29th of March 2024

the destruction crew .....

the destruction crew .....

hoping for a former hamster...

From the Progressive Daily Beacon

Lucky Minnesotans: Mister Bush is Promising to 'Help' Rebuild the Bridge
A. Alexander, August 3rd, 2007

Whew! People in Minnesota can sleep better now. George W. Bush has promised to "help" rebuild the bridge that collapsed in Minneapolis. Yes, Minnesotans are only hoping that Mister Bush's assistance will be as successful as were his efforts at making Iraq a better place and, too, his programs to help the people in New Orleans recover from Hurricane Katrina. Minnesotans are awaiting his "help" with bated breath.

Unfortunately, for the people of Minnesota, there appears to be a shortage of former horse association officials and "Heckuva Job Brownie" is too busy appearing wherever they'll have him and listen to him as he blames everyone, but himself for the disaster in New Orleans. However, Minnesotans are pretty confident that Mister Bush can find a former hamster association official who, along with being a huge financial supporter of the Republican Party, would also be willing to help rebuild the bridge. At least, that's what every Minnesotan is hoping.

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This week's cartoon in Newsweek is a stroke of genius...

In it, a clearly worried Bin Laden talks to one of his "commanders":

"We must attack America's infrastructure before it collapses..."