Thursday 1st of December 2022

Black Friday

Black Friday comes to call
Free face masks in Rundle Mall
Our Head Health Honcho, Nicola Spurrier
sent them by her fastest courier
Covid 19 in the air
Profiteers don't seem to care
From the suburbs Seeders come
dancing to The Bargain's Drum
Coughing maskless on each other
Going home to murder Mother.
To put it blunt, and not be vague-
Avoid Black Friday like The Plague!