From the spoofy Betoota Advocate:

Despite a heroes homecoming in the suburban metropolis of upper-north-shore Sydney this morning, it is understood that Prime Minister Abbott is very aware that his close friends and family might have a problem with last night’s decision.

“My sister is going to kill me!” laughed Abbott.

“[Laughter] We always used to joke about how she was going to end up as an unmarried spinster. I guess I’m not helping things! [Laughter]”

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/tony-abbotts-gay-friends-understand-that-this-wasnt-directed-at-them/

Despite being a spoof this is still very close to the bone... For those not familiar with the North Shore of Sydney please visit:  the rich weather wafties...