To me the Alpha state you get when sitting on a shitter

gives one the perfect mode of Zen in which to think up Twitter

It's easy since the implant hooked us all up to the net

Hi, just call me Cyberman- you haven't met me.. yet.

With eyeballs set to HD I take Foodies every day

Status updates bore me, so I've found a better way-

a realtime channel open that everyone can get

Hi, just call me Cyberman- you haven't met me.. yet.

And when the Counter-Jihad laws shut public gatherings down

with minds all linked by wifi, we'll never be on our own

We might feel lonely for a while, but soon we shall forget

Hi, just call me Cyberman- you haven't met me.. yet.