Wednesday 25th of December 2024

gerard, I never ever will...

get used to it...

 

From Gerard Henderson on a slippery dip...:
Much of the political and media comment over the weekend suggested that quite a few Australians want Tony Abbott's ''stop the boats'' policy to fail. Not because they support people smugglers or because they are sympathetic to the Indonesian government. But because they have yet to accept the reality that Tony Abbott is prime minister and that his election-winning policies might work in government.

This was evident on Q&A last week. The panel was politically unbalanced, as usual. This time, the break-up was three left-of-centre types (Germaine Greer, Hanna Rosin, Dan Savage) to one right-of-centre type (the former revolutionary socialist now conservative Peter Hitchens).

It so happened that the only unanimity on the panel occurred when presenter Tony Jones took an approved question about the British Conservative Party and Tony Abbott. Hitchens opposed Abbott from the right, describing him as part of ''modern fake conservatism''. Then it was over to Greer who declared that, for her, ''the greatest mystery is that Tony Abbott is a Rhodes Scholar''. Whereupon the audience went wild with approval. Greer went on to describe the Prime Minister as ''extremely stupid''.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/comment/tony-abbott-is-the-prime-minister-so-get-used-to-it-20131111-2xccz.html#ixzz2kNjSWgpS

 

rabid right on Q&A...

And would Gerard mention that Q&A last night was ALL ABOUT BUSINESS PEOPLE in love with Tony or wanting him to bash workers on the head with a stick?...

Tony is an idiot who has no idea of the damage his policies will be doing — especially his policy on climate change which is a dog's spew.

mad monk finds word hidden under a bill...

 

Prime Minister Tony Abbott has left a senior delegation of Indonesian officials, including its Vice-President, cooling their heels in his office while he remained in Parliament for a debate about whether he could call Bill Shorten "Electricity Bill".

Less than 24 hours after calling for a new respect in Parliament, the Prime Minister stayed on the floor of the House of Representatives for a largely pointless debate about name-calling after his leader of the house, Christopher Pyne, referred to the Opposition Leader as "Electricity Bill" over Labor's refusal to back the repeal of the carbon tax.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-keeps-indonesian-officials-waiting-20131113-2xffe.html#ixzz2kTtVwx1v

Tony is mad as a cut snake, except he's the bit where the nasty head still is... Moron!

 

mandate to lick a few arses...

 

Bills to repeal Labor’s clean energy package have been introduced to federal parliament amid protests from the public galleries and procedural skirmishes in the House of Representatives which delayed the process for more than an hour.

The prime minister, Tony Abbott, who introduced the long telegraphed repeal on Wednesday morning, declared the Australian people had spoken at the September election, and they wanted the carbon tax gone.

The repeal bill, Abbott said, was “our bill to reduce your bills”.

“We have said what we mean, and will do what we say. The carbon tax goes,” Abbott told the House of Representatives. “Repealing the carbon tax should be the first economic reform of this parliament.”

The government’s attempt to begin parliamentary debate on its signature election commitment was disrupted by procedural motions moved by the opposition.

The first business day of the 44th parliament began with a suspension of the standing orders, with Labor attempting to force debate on the “culture of secrecy” since the change of government.

Labor then objected that referring to its leader, Bill Shorten, as “Electricity Bill” during preliminary debate was unparliamentary. The new speaker, Bronwyn Bishop, demurred and ruled the term parliamentary. Labor then dissented from the ruling.

The manager of opposition business, Tony Burke, said the new government had promised to put the “adults” back in charge of politics, but was apparently resolved to embark on juvenile name calling.

Bishop warned Labor to desist from frivolous motions and said her inclination was to allow the business of the house to proceed. The government accused Labor of delaying tactics.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/13/abbott-begins-dismantling-carbon-tax

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I think Bill Shorten needs some help in finding a few choice words:

"Madam speaker, This fake government has no mandate to repeal the Carbon Pricing... The Mad Monk only has a mandate in being Mr Murdoch's puppy..."

BOOM!... 

 

drawing parallels in gus' mind...

Whatever persuaded Palin not to try for the Republican presidential candidacy this time, the recent publication of two deeply unflattering books about her – Geoffrey Dunn’s The Lies of Sarah Palin and Joe McGinniss’ The Rogue – must have helped make up her mind. Though different in approach and style, the books are strikingly alike in their gruesome assessments of the subject. The woman is a liar. Not just any old liar who bends the truth from time to time, or says things such as “Read my lips. No new taxes”; or like all political leaders and governments makes promises she cannot keep. Palin is an instinctive, incurable, possibly psychopathic liar. She would lie even if she were not an outrageously ambitious politician, an ignoramus, a super-narcissist and a fundamentalist Christian, but because she is all those entangled things she is compelled to lie much more than she would if she had settled on just being a hockey mom.

http://www.themonthly.com.au/issue/2011/november/1322718343/don-watson/comment-palin-politics-and-tea-party

 

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Gus' translation into Aussie politics:

Whatever persuaded Abbott to try for the PMship candidacy big time, despite the publication of two deeply unflattering essays about him – Marr’s Political Animal: The Making of Abbott and Gus Leonisky's’ Cartoons and the Persistence of the Loony Monk – must have helped make up his mind. Though different in approach and style, the thesis are strikingly alike in their gruesome assessments of the subject. The man is a liar. Not just any old liar who bends the truth from time to time, or says things such as “Read my lips. No to the carbon tax”; or like all political leaders and governments makes promises he cannot keep. Abbott is an instinctive, incurable, possibly psychopathic liar. He would lie even if he were not an outrageously ambitious politician, an ignoramus, a super-narcissist and a fundamentalist Christian, but because he is all those entangled things he is compelled to lie much more than he would if he had settled on just being a charity cyclist.

monty python would have done a better job...

Without even a wrinkled joke in his writings, Gerard Henderson has the gall to tell us this:

 

 

Only three months ago, Tony Abbott won one of the biggest victories in modern Australia's political history. The Coalition's vote, after the distribution of preferences, was higher than that attained by Bob Hawke and Kevin Rudd in 1983 and 2007 respectively and only fractionally behind John Howard's performance in 1996.

Yet no government in living memory has faced so much media criticism so soon after an election. According to Andrew Catsaras' analysis in his "Poll of Polls" segment on Insiders last Sunday, when the major polls are put together the Coalition leads Labor by 51 per cent to 49 per cent. Certainly the Abbott government's support has not collapsed. However, as Catsaras pointed out, "there's clearly been no honeymoon for the new government" when compared to that experienced by Howard in 1996 and Rudd in 2007.

The tenor of intensity with which many journalists dislike the Prime Minister and his colleagues is evident in the note which accompanies the current edition of The Monthly magazine. Editor John van Tiggelen quotes "one of the magazine's most popular contributors" as declaring: "I don't think I've ever seen such a cabinet of creeps; I can't bear to take them seriously yet."

This contributor chose to remain anonymous. Not so Van Tiggelen himself, who referred to the Abbott government's "onanistic reverence for John Howard" and depicted it as "this frat party of Young Liberals who refuse to grow up".

A considered person might well have regarded such language as redolent of frattish, undergraduate language. But Van Tiggelen is the editor of one of Australia's leading magazines and is happy to put his name to such infantile abuse.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/comment/abbotts-anguish-innercity-types-in-media-dislike-him-20131202-2ylyd.html#ixzz2mLmDQSvD
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Yes, Gerard... Tony deserves infantile abuse... Compared to the so called "incompetent" Julia government (it was not incompetent — it was measured and making good progress in difficult times) Abbott "adult" government is dishonest, infantile and has sunk into profound unsettled unamusing imbecility...  Three months ago, Tony Abbott won government by lying and by popular sloganism that had nothing to do with proper government but only negativity and no vision. 

Tony's ideals (if he has any?) are regressive — not even reactionary (conservatives). People like Malcolm should be ashamed of the amateur hour where lighting farts is the summit of intelligence. Had we elected the DAAS, (the Doug Anthony All Stars) comedy trio to government, there would be more serious gravitas than the Abbott Cirkus can ever provide... The Goon Show would provide a far more humane and realistic government than this troupe of blue-tied store dummies (sorry dummies)... and be able to deal with Moriarty... It seems that Moriarty is Tony... or Tony is Moriarty in disguise...
Monty Python, in its hay-day, would not have come near the fantasmic idiocy of the Abbott government... where secrecy has become the way to bury the smelly bodies...

Gerard, Tony Abbott got elected by default... A set of gravely unfortunate circumstances for this fair country. The extraordinary support from the media for the suppository kid, the revenge of a riled Kevin Rudd and an international scene where the capitalist barons where lauded for stealing all the money from the future of this planet.... Ugly. 

At the last election, flamboyant super-crap got the hand over ordinary steady progress... We're paying for it now... 

At least we loved the Goons, we love Monty Python, we love the DAAS... We cannot say the same for Cirkus Tony....