2007 Australian Citizenship test

* Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the arse'?

* What is a "bloody little beauty?"

* Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

* Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'

* Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

* Complete the following sentences:

- 'If the van's rockin' don't bother ..........?

- You're going home in the back of a ..........?

- Fair crack of the ............?

* I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss.

* Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

* Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

* Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

* What are the ingredients in a rissole?

* Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

* Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?

* In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

* When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

* What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

* Do you own or have you ever owned a Victa, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

* Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?

* Who would you like to crack on to?

* Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

* Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

* What does "sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para?" mean?