... And finally, we come to the document's almost Biblical central switcheroo, in which Mr Swan converted billions of company-tax-cut dollars into loaves and fishes for the masses.

The ABC's 7.30 program has found bitter factional in-fighting was triggered by the purported move by Mr Costello, who demanded a young MP step aside to accommodate him.

Secret CIA video tapes of the waterboarding of Osama Bin Laden's suspected jihadist travel arranger Abu Zubaydah show him vomiting and screaming, the BBC has learned.

A French 1983 smart telephone card — picture by Gus Leonisky

In the movie "The Pirates in an Adventure with Scientists", the main pirate is a kind-hearted fool... He sinks the Beagle in a competition with some other pirates, but then sails Darwin back to England...

Lots of laughter and sharp jokes about science, apparently...

The bad joke here is that Tony Abbott is a sad annoying pirate — a fool who is still trying to sink the Beagle with no intention of saving Darwin from drowning... He can smell blood as Pirate Crook joins his team... He is taken aback a little by some of his bloodied crew — Pyne and Brough — who in their desire to sink the slipper, shot themselves in the foot... Idiots.