Belated applause for a stand up comic... 

I laugh sometimes at the SUPERB hypocritical aplomb of the Liberal Party's personnel....  

For years its grand-priests did not do much about much, except, with brilliant con-artistry, batter women into the kitchen, drive workers into the ground, lumber businesses with GST, deliver smelly policies in regard to refugee and Aborigines, declare wars on a whim — while gloating like French geese about to be overfed, plus acting like scarecrows in fields o' golden beans. 

The mind boggles on how we survived the bullshit onslaught for more than 11 years. 

This morning hearing, on Radio national, La WondaWoman, La Bella Bishop, claiming that the Labor Party has 'done nothing' since being elected, I laughed my head off, thinking: my poor woman!... Great delivery, total bullshit. Ahahahahahah...  

And in regard to the oldies, your party did NOTHING/BUGGERALL towards the pensioners while in office... despite having a 'huge' financial boom (illusionary as it was), that your Party claimed to be responsible for, while it was the Chinese demand for resources and some super dangerous greed that were driving it at top banana speed.

Yes Ms Bishop, in my view, all your Party did was to bring super-inflationary polices like baby - and first home buyer - bonuses while blowing up the cost of education twenty times, propping the cost of daily fare at least twice and that of housing thrice — all beyond ordinary folks' reach. You got lucky the Reserve bank does not include some items in its inflation calculations. 

The poor fell between the cracks. 

Outrageous greed was the name of the Howard game. Impossible 'aspirational' dreams were dangled like fake carrots on a line or like a tempting wallet on a string, while workers were being driven into real 'aspirational' slavery... On top of that, deviously calculated 'aspirational' easy credit was tying them down to the grindstone for about three lifetime or forever, whichever came first. And still NOTHING for the pensioners...

Sure Rudd and Swan can say nothing more than 'they could not live on the pension'. So would Minchin, Heffernam, yourself and the zillion other greedy politicians of all colours...   

And while Paul Keating would have brought the Super to 15 per cent as it should have been, Costello sat on his hands on this one, and delivered tax cuts to the rich... 

Eventually he had to give some ballast, bringing late tax incentive on the Super, which the rich savoured as they could amass away ten times as fast as before, while the workers could still save nothing...  

One could see the whole Howardian/Colstellonian package about to blow up. And if it had not blown up, it's because it did 'implode' slowly after the elections — slowly dismantled by a careful Labor, when the world economy also went ass up, as predicted by your humble servant (did not have to be clever — a dog full of flees could see it coming).  

And there is still some shrapnel about...   

Due to years of world greed and 'unsustainable growth' — aka Howardian mirage —  the world economy has thrown tantrums, that have not calmed down despite the numerous rescue packages that your buddy Bushit had to throw like lifelines to a drowning penguin. So far nearly HALF A TRILLION dollars of what I call counterfeit Fed US banknotes, the ink of which is still wet, is rotting many economies around the world, including Australia's...  

The price of petrol went through the roof at the hands of profiteers, the subprime housing loans went belly up while the shonks who sold them are now basking in the hurricane prone Bahamas sunny shores. Other massive con-tricks surfaced, some are still submerged... 

So the Labor party did nothing? Unlike the Howardian fear tactics that was designed to scare the populace into submission, the Labor party does things piano va sano, without frightening people... Sure we've been frightened when we've seen New South Wales Labor shoot itself badly in the belly, the Western Australian Labor fall into the trap of smugness, but, in general, the Libs are still in a worse shape than an upturned rotten dinghy without rowlocks. The same people are still paddling under it.  

Signing Kyoto, saying sorry to the stolen generations, reducing the unfortunate impact of the 'intervention' in some Aboriginal communities, tweaking back some of the outrageous policies of Howard on refugees, etc... and more responsible management that is less spruiked than during the tooted fake Howard years, are a few of the Rudd government quiet achievements. Sure Labor can do better — like, may be, give pensioners a 15 bux bonus a week and Bob's your-pear-cut-in-half. In order to minimise the inflationary impact of this generous act, the government should reduce the tax cut for the rich to recoup the money spent on the pensioners! That would shut the Libs up in a rut. 

Despite hyperventilating about it, your party was doing NOTHING, NOTHING towards arresting global warming as there are creationists and global warming sceptics amongst your important non-luminaries —scientifically bypassed god botherers, yet savvy political animals when it comes to selling glorious furphies... Ahahahahahah...

So, you had to 'SAVE' your illustrious leader from that woman!... I must say I was laughing my head off so much and have done so all this time till I could master a steady pen to draw a cartoon reflecting the moment...  Ahahahahah... that moment took the cream-cake of illustriousness! I must apologise: the toon is not as funny as your depicted heroics! Ahahahahah... 

Says one of the dung beetles: 'DEPUTY Opposition Leader Julie Bishop says she was forced to stand between a “menacing” Belinda Neal and Liberal leader Brendan Nelson on a flight from Canberra to Sydney... 

As if Nelson could not fend for himself!!!!! A mouse or a weakling, as a leader?... Pull the other leg!!! As fierce as Belinda Neal can appear, she may have more moral fibre than there is in your entire Party! More balls than Nelson? Sure, Ahahahahahahah.... Ahahahahah.. that's very funny.... 

Yes, Belinda Neal is no shrinking violet and appear to call a spade a spade when she is not happy... and there are unfortunate situations that can be capitalised upon by your mob...  

'If the Labor Party has paid for that counselling then I suggest they ask for a refund,'. Ah Ms Bishop! The facile glib!!!. Sooooooo cute but sooooooo disingenuous! 

I've got tears in my eyes! Laughing too much!

And congrats to the Greens in the council elections...