Thursday 25th of April 2024

dancing with the bear...

dancing with the bear...

Russia’s Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov said he could teach his US counterpart a few moves, after Rex Tillerson reportedly implied there was no point dancing the diplomatic tango with Lavrov, because Moscow’s sole choreographer is Vladimir Putin.

The dance-off began when Tillerson was lunching with other NATO foreign ministers in Brussels last week, a meeting in which he sought to reassure Washington’s allies about its commitment to the organization, despite repeated criticisms from President Donald Trump.

As reported by Politico, another politician said to Tillerson that in terms of building better ties with Russia, “it takes two to tango.”

Tillerson replied: “You can dance with Russia and you might also gain something out of it. But for sure you cannot tango with Lavrov because he is not allowed to dance that one.”

According to Politico’s inside source, Tillerson’s pirouette won a spontaneous ovation from others around the table.

On Tuesday, it was Lavrov’s turn to strut his stuff.

“My mother forbade me from dancing with boys,” said the diplomat in Moscow.

He also said he was ready to offer the 65-year-old former ExxonMobil executive a dancing lesson of his own.

“If Rex Tillerson feels that he cannot yet dance with everyone, we are ready to help. He is a very experienced man, and I am sure that he will prove to be a fast learner.”

read more:

https://www.rt.com/news/383514-tillerson-lavrov-dance-tango/

 

 

US troops to fight alongside al qaeda?...

The Trump administration has indicated that it will increase its support for Saudi Arabia’s war against Yemen’s Houthi rebels. The Saudi-led war, which began two years ago, has achieved little beyond killing thousands, destroying much of Yemen’s infrastructure, empowering al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), and pushing millions to the brink of famine. The war is being waged with few ethical constraints: Saudi Arabia has targeted funeralsschools, factories, and farms. Most recently, a boat full of refugees fleeing Yemen was attacked by an Apache helicopter. That attack killed 42 people.

The war has shown Saudi Arabia’s lavishly funded armed forces to be a paper tiger that is incapable of even defending the country’s southern border with Yemen. Now that the Saudis and their chief ally, the United Arab Emirates, have failed to defeat the Houthis, who are allied with much of the Yemeni Army, they want more support from Washington.

The excuse being given for increased U.S. involvement in an incredibly complex civil war is that the Houthis are controlled and armed by Iran. This is a narrative that has been in play for years despite little proof of consistent Iranian support for the Houthis and no proof that the Houthis follow Iranian orders.

Most recently, U.S. and international media have cited reports prepared by a UK-registered company called Conflict Armament Research (CAR). Their thin reports offer limited evidence of Iranian arms transfers and rely heavily on sources from within the armed forces of the United Arab Emirates—hardly a disinterested party. CAR’s March 2016 report on purported small-arms shipments from Iran to Yemen included a map that showed the weapons shipments transiting southern Yemen. Yet southern Yemen is controlled by anti-Houthi forces and AQAP, not the Houthis.

The latest CAR report, which is also largely based on sources from within those forces opposing the Houthis, claims that Iranian-made drones are being smuggled via Oman to the Houthis and allied forces. The government of Oman has remained neutral throughout the conflict and has consistently backed a negotiated settlement to the war in Yemen. It is unlikely that Oman would allow Iranian-made drones to be shipped into—and then out of—the country. Like its army, Oman’s intelligence services are highly capable.

read more:

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-u-s-troops-may-fight...

breakdancing..

Diplomatic ties between Moscow and Washington received yet another “dancing” expression, as Lavrov spoke at the Moscow State Institute of International Relations on Friday, as Russia celebrates Knowledge Day – the beginning of the school year.

“As you know, it takes two to tango, but it seems to me that our [US] partners keep performing individual breakdance,” the minister said.

Lavrov reiterated Russian President Vladimir Putin’s stance on relations with America, saying that Russia “does not seek any quarrel,” but has been always “friendly to the American people, and is open to constructive cooperation where it meets Russian interests.” He added that Moscow wants to normalize the bilateral political atmosphere.

“Generally, we will continue to promote a positive agenda, mutually respectful approaches, we will seek and find compromises,” Lavrov told the students.

According to Lavrov, Moscow will not leave the decision to close the Russian Consulate unaddressed.

“We received a detailed [diplomatic] note just last night, we are dealing with it and we will respond as soon as we finish this analysis,” the foreign minister said.

READ MORE: US orders closure of Russian Consulate in San Francisco – State Department

All of the “exchange of sanction moves” were initiated by the Obama administration to undermine relations and hinder the incoming president from changing the situation for the better, Lavrov said.

read more:

https://www.rt.com/news/401696-us-individual-breakdance-lavrov/

 

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happy birthday to the diplomatic bear...

 

Russia's top diplomat has earned the respect of his colleagues both at home and abroad for his professionalism and the love of the public - mostly due unexpected gaffes rarely heard from people in his profession.

The face of the Kremlin's diplomacy, Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, the longest-serving member of the Russian government, turns 70 today. Starting out as a low-ranking diplomat at the Soviet Embassy in Sri Lanka in 1972 fresh out of the USSR's diplomatic school, MGIMO, Lavrov worked his way up to becoming the head of the Russian Foreign Ministry in 2004.

Led by Lavrov, the ministry went through a major shift, changing the way it handles Russia's international interests, and allowing Moscow to strengthen its positions on the global arena over the last 16 years.

Lavrov's unusual combination of taking a hard-line stance along with his ability to resort to witty remarks and jokes have left an indelible mark on international diplomacy. Here are Lavrov's main accomplishments as well as the most memorable remarks and gaffes that accompanied them.

Key Achievements
  • With Lavrov's appointment as foreign minister, Moscow drastically changed the way it interacted on the international arena. If previously it gladly agreed with Western countries on almost every issue, trying to act in line with their policies, in the early 2000s Russia started to pursue an independent agenda. This resulted in Moscow beginning to use its right of veto at the UN Security Council in order to force other states, especially Western nations, to take Russia's opinions on global matters into consideration.
  • Lavrov’s hard-line style and sometimes vehement opposition to the positions taken by his Western colleagues spurred many comparisons between him and famous Soviet Foreign Minister Andrei Gromyko. Some even started to refer to Lavrov as "Mr No" - Gromyko's nickname.
  • The Russian foreign minister also effectively channelled Moscow’s new stance calling for a multipolar world order rather than a unipolar one, thereby opposing the efforts of the US and other Western countries to be the ultimate “world policemen” and unilaterally decide the fate of other nations.
  • At the same time, Lavrov has maintained constructive and even positive relations with many of his foreign colleagues, including US secretaries of state. He gladly took part in Hillary Clinton's initiative to restart US-Russian ties in 2009, as well as exchanged gifts with Secretary of State John Kerry and his spokeswoman Jen Psaki, despite the at times strained ties between the two countries. Lavrov even showed Kerry his rare classic Russian car, a white "Pobeda", during the latter's visit in 2015.
  • As foreign minister Lavrov also participated in and facilitated holding numerous talks that were crucial not only for Russia, but also for its global image, including major negotiations such as for the Iran Nuclear Deal, the Normandy Four format talks, and negotiations on finding a settlement to the Syrian Civil War.
Main Gaffes and Hilarious Remarks

Despite being known as one of the toughest nuts in his profession to crack, Lavrov is also famous for unconventional, often witty, responses to the most provocative questions and comments, as opposed to standard bland diplomatic language. 

  • Lavrov is widely known for his jokes and witty responses to mundane comments. When his American counterpart John Kerry wished him a happy birthday and hoped that it would bring him "extra wisdom" back in 2016, Lavrov replied that if wisdom is indeed measured in years, then he would have "no hope of reaching Kerry's own heights" – as he is seven years older than the Russian minister.
  • Making colourful comparisons to prove his point is also one of Lavrov's distinctive skills. For example, in 2017 he compared US-Russian ties to a "tango", explaining that efforts by both sides are needed to "dance" it, but the US, in his opinion, was continuing to "perform a solo breakdance" instead. When American counterpart Rex Tillerson noted that he would like to dance a tango with Russia, but wouldn't dance with Lavrov personally, the Russian minister noted that his "mother also forbade [him] to dance with boys".


  • During his visit to Japan in 2018, the minister also showed off his skills at cracking jokes on the spot during a meeting with his Japanese counterpart. When then-Foreign Minister Taro Kono noted that Lavrov had brought snow with him from Russia, the latter responded that since Russia hadn't meddled Japan's elections, it decided to at least meddle in the country's weather.
  • He is apparently also no stranger to obscenities – another rarity in diplomacy. During a presser with former Saudi Foreign Minister Adel al-Jubeir in 2015, Lavrov unexpectedly said "f**king retards" in Russian without addressing anyone specifically, believing that his microphone was turned off. While it remains unclear to this day who infuriated the minister, it's widely believed that he was commenting on the loud behaviour of some journalists during the presser. Other theories, however, suggest that he was angered by "invalid" questions from journalists or by a slow interpreter. In one of his interviews after the incident, Lavrov admitted that he had used Russian obscenities in the presence of non-Russian speaking people "on numerous occasions" during his career.
  • Another notable story involving Lavrov using strong language began with apparent misreporting by the UK's Daily Telegraph. The newspaper claimed, citing an anonymous source, that the Russian minister had lashed out at then-UK Foreign Secretary David Miliband, exclaiming "who are you to f**king lecture me?!" when the two discussed the Georgian military aggression against South Ossetia in 2008. The story was denied by both ministers. However, Lavrov admitted that an obscenity was uttered during the conversation as he was retelling how an unnamed European leader had characterised then Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili as a “f**king lunatic”.

Apart from being considered one of the best diplomats in the world by his colleagues, Lavrov is also a poet who writes poems and songs, although he has been left with little time for his hobby due to his responsibilities. One of his songs even became the official anthem of Russia’s main university for preparing future diplomats, MGIMO, albeit with minor changes to the text.

Read more:

https://sputniknews.com/russia/202003211078055197-best-hits-russian-foreign-minister-lavrovs-greatest-achievements-and-public-gaffes-as-he-turns-70/

 

 

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